Mostly Harmless

piratekitten:

your mama’s so fat, her patronus is a cake.

 this is hilarious!

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   Too good not to reblog. Favorite is “your momma’s so big she has to apparate in sections.”

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    Hahahahahaha my favourite...the Goblet of Gravy.

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    OMG. “You’ll have to swear...allegiance to Vealdemort first.” I’m an nearly crying from...

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    “Oh my god, this is my favorite conversation in human history.” totally agree. THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME…all of it....

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